Every Once In A While Blog

Past few days, i have been quite forgetful. I….uh….erm…..uh oh….

I’ve been reading other people’s blog a lot lately, particularly the ones on PKA website’s blogroll. And it dawned on me gradually that, while people are blogging about social concerns, politics, and significant events in their lives, I’m busy blogging about chickens and cartoon robots among other things (actually, technically I wasn’t really blogging about cartoon robots coz it’s a live action movie). I still don’t have the guts to lay out my life before the blogworld. I’m a private person y’know.

Anyways, let’s get to the task at hand: To figure out why on earth do Big Macs have one silly pickle in the middle?

I think it’s quite silly to have a pickle less than half the size of a Big Mac to be in the middle. I don’t see why. What’s the point? It doesn’t particularly taste good. It’s hidden in between the burger buns and beef and other stuff, so it can’t be for presentation purposes or aesthetics. Some people even request to have their Big Macs without them. Why?! Why?! Why?!

Maybe it’s laced with some kind of drug to get you addicted to Big Macs? Or maybe it’s suppose to be that extra something that sets it apart form other burgers? Or maybe, just maybe, it’s some kind of secret weapon to take over the world? I’ve seen a few movies where they put stuff in food or water supplies of communities and then take over them overnight (think Batman Begins). I suppose the guy who created the Big Mac (if I didn’t know any better, I’d say it was Mr. McDonald. Or do I?) had a perfectly good reason. What could it be? This is very puzzling indeed.

Another question, what are these Big Mac pickles made of? I wonder…

P.S. I always thought there was something fishy going on with Ronald McD. What do clowns have to do with burgers? Something is going on!